So I just started reading Hadashi de BAra wo Fume and I laughed my ass off during the first couple of pages...

A little boy tugs at the main character girl's pig tails and screams "Yuu wet his diaper~"
and I read this as "you wet his diaper" (-_-);;;
and then the kid complained that he was hungry, so she told him to eat Ichirou's (a hen) egg and he was like.. I don't think Ichirou's gonna lay any eggs today... and she says "Fuku!! If you carry Ichirou like that..." I read tha as, "Fuck You!! If you..."

I dunno why, but I just make that kind of mistakes still... so immature, yet I'm glad I'm retarded..